Haunted Halloween: Oct 28th Sat >>> 2nd Annual Bad Z Grade Film Festival (free)

 Haunted Halloween: Oct 28th Sat >>> 2nd Annual Bad Z Grade Film Festival (FREE admission to film fest and HAfunland)


2nd Annual Bad Z film Festival

Sat: October 28th > films start at noon:

COME IN COSTUME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DISCLAIMER!!! You have been warned!!!!
These are some of the worst horror films ever made!!!!!!!!!!

Well happy days at HAfunland for we have found some of the lost in space gems which belong with the pantheon of the  really, really, really bad Z film Gods!!!

Please come on Oct 28th Sat starting at high noon and be blown away with epic film gems shown on a giant 10 foot by 10 foot screen:

There will be crusty ancient silent horror films mixed in with the some of the following  Z grade films: 

The Horror of Halloween, a very famous Indian Bollywood Producer named Praveen Kumar directs  the making of this cult classic with a sharp plot and exceedingly dull actors. HAfunland’s dark under belly is exposed in all its grotesque glory. AND it’s not a HA HA HA moment!!!(Duration 9:00)

A.A. Meets the Werewolf,  sobriety isn’t easy especially when there is a raging hungry werewolf running loose. God grant me the serenity to accept what I can’t change. The courage to change what I can change. And legs fast enough to out run a werewolf. This film was one of the most extraordinary disasters in modern cinematic history. (Duration 1:05:46)

Darwin Elite,  what if vampires were the top of the food chain? And a really bad opera singer and his beloved odd wife are the only hope for humanity. Roger Ebbert stated that Darwin Elite is a truly dreadful film, a lifeless, massive, lumbering exercise in failed cinematography; Jean Siskkel called it shockingly dull and dim-witted and together they selected it as the worst film of 1987 on Siskkel & Ebbert & The Films. The film was nominated for Worst Picture and Worst Screenplay in the 890 th Golden Raspberry Awards, winning one for Worst Director. It also was noted for shockingly off key and distasteful bad opera singing. (Duration 1:18:24)

The Way it was or Wasn’t , have you ever visited a small town and wondered if the devil himself ran it? Welcome to Hellersville, USA.  The entire cast of the show later stated it was officially the worst movie they have ever seen. (Duration 1:06:03)

Good, Gold, and Greed, a fitting film for our capitalist society where greed is taught as a virtue and who ever dies with the most stuff wins. This should be a classic moral primer used at ever grade school in the USA about why greed isn’t such a good idea. Hint: it ends really bad. A very famous American critic which wishes to remain anonymous stated, “The film was an assault to my senses.”(Duration 15:00)

Organ this is NOT a porno film! This film was miserably filmed, produced, directed, acted, and edited and YET years ahead of its time prolifically  for shadowing the horrific practice of human organ extraction for sale to the highest bidder. The most frustratingly hard to forget scene was a absolutely  horribly sung and creepily presented  radio show commercial asking for you to donate your organ(s). (Duration 43:00

Exterminators the problem with excess testosterone is that it gets in the way of learning. And even Einstein would agree that it’s an unstable mathematical equation to add a seasoned hitman + his seriously over indulged in alcohol protégé + with his absolutely scathing jealousy of his mentor which inevitably equals = one hit man left vertical and one hitman left permanently horizontal. Only one alpha dog will remain after this dog fight. One consolation  is that after the very poorly executed stunt work it resulted in bodily injury. (Duration 51:42)

 Charlles Champlin of the Los Angels Times referred to A. A. Meets the Werewolf, as the worst movie I have seen and possibly since 1826. Leonard Maltiin noted Ebbert’s comments in his review and offered that the films were the all time low points for all concerned.  All the above films are included in the lists of  The Fifty Worst Films of All Time.

All ages are welcome to come in costume and its our last day of this season. Thank you very much for your support every one!!!!!

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